Friday, July 17, 2009

Not again...

A spokesperson for Jemaah Islamiah has claimed responsibility for this mornings sadistic attack on innocent civillians. I have obtained the statement...

"Me good Muslim. Allah akbar. Me make bomb machine. Me make bomb machine make boom boom on infidel in hotel. Allah akbar. Me make jihad on infidel Jew and US imperial devil, so me blow up high-rise Sodom-house Ritzy in Jakarta and send Jewdevils to Barzakh. Allah akbar. Me in Jemaah Islamiah. We just like boy scouts, but we no have campfires, we to have dynamite by trucking loads, and we no have Queen of England for she porn of Jewsatan. We make cookies just like scout boys. We have prophet who love us from heaven and shower us with love and non-homo kisses, just like we shower English-jew-freemason-pope-satan with gunpoweder. Me kill western jew goat, allah akbar. Me love mothers and sisters and we must to have Sharia law for world so mumma and sister may be free of jew torment and be free to wear burkha and hijab and never be seen or ejicated. Me kepp making bomb machines til world make world muslim paradise with no jews and no Americans. Me make jihad, which mean to struggle to kill everybody that no agree with us. Some Muslim brothers say this not jihad. They say Jihad is just to struggle with love of Allah and be commit to love of Him and it be not to kill people. But they dumb Muslims in pocket of Jews. Jihad means to kill YOU. Allah akbar. Below picture proof of Gods love for Muslim."

8 comments:

squib said...
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Fad MD said...

cue Boogey vs Pers in 3...2...1...

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

There are reports of a third bomb going off in Jakarta.

Fad MD said...
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Fad MD said...

Guess Jemaah Islamiah din't agree with the majority in the recent democratic process. Who'd have thunk it?

Fad MD said...

Nope. I'm afraid one of our guys is gone.

wari lasi said...
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